Leapşa: about myself in English

Hi, my name is... Monica/Zmeurică/Fabu
Never in my life have I been... following any rules
The one person who can drive me nuts is... Eminem
When I'm nervous... I smoke a cigarette (bad habit, I know, don't judge me!)
The last song I listened to was... Paraziţii - Parol
If I were to get married right now, my best man/maid of honor... I will not get married!
My hair is... dark brown, curly, mid-long
When I was 5... I was hating dolls and puppets
Last Christmas... I was crying my heart out
I should be... learning for my exams
When I look down I see... my green toe nails
The happiest recent event was... he walked by me and waved
If I were a character on "Friends" I'd be... no one, you should see Prison Break!
By this time next year... I'd finish my first year in college, hope so!
My current gripe is... Paraziţii's new album
I have a hard time understanding... why people don't understand me
You know I like you when... you're far away from me
If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be... that guy who's standing in front of me
Take my advice... never take someone for granted!
The thing I want to buy... a handsfree
If you visited the place I was born... you'd probably see a lots of nurses and doctors
If you spent the night at my house... you'll definitely want to do it over and over again
I'd stop my wedding if... don't you get it? I will not get married!
The world could do without... stupid people
I'd rather lick the belly of a cockroach than... looking back at my past
Most recent thing I've bought for myself... Paraziţii's new album
Most recent thing someone else bought me... a lighter
My middle name is... Monica
In the morning... I check my mobile phone to see what the time is
The animals I would like to see flying besides birds are... cows
Last night I was... sleeping
There's this guy I know who... is always asking for a light and leaves you with no cigarettes
If I was an animal I'd be... a horse
A better name for me would be... Emma or Marina
Tomorrow I am... going to call you
Tonight I am... going out, I guess
My birthday is... December 1st, fucking stubborn Sagittarius!